Sunday, March 26, 2017

Viola Tenez 2/20/17





I will never have breast cancer/I don't Noah 2/20/17

 are ya ready kids???

sorry about the lame email last week. I'll try to make this one better 

we will start off on a good note- I forgot about Valentine's Day! I did not do a single thing for anyone on that day so I am so so sorry. I didn't even eat chocolate. I don't remember what I ate... all of you, I hope you can feel my amour sincere. you're all my Valentine. 


it's my daughters last week of training!!! yikes that just went by so quick. she's grown up so big and fast it's just terrifying. transfers are this week so we will see if I'll stay with her or go somewhere stupid. just kidding nowhere is stupid but I adore raiatea. wish I could just hang with sr dmunch and mami and sr jaquet and sr padbury for the rest of my life. 

actually I wanna just group up every single person I love  and put them in one accessible place that I could always talk to all of them and party and be joyful.  I guess that's what the celestial kingdom is for. :) CANT WAIT FOR DEATH lol you know I'm not serious but man when Jesus comes again we will sing and laugh and feel like a three year old at an aquarium!! no, even better! if you were into that kinda stuff when you were three... I was 

we had an interesting week with lessons. tons of our rdvs fell through so we found some new people to teach who are pretty cool. who also didn't understand much of what we were saying. we taught these three ladies about prophets while one of their sons was climbing up and down the windshield of a nearby truck, and we asked if they had any questions at the end of what we were saying. one of the ladies says, 
"ohhhh, so the rain is what purifies the earth!" (we had talked about Noah) one of the other ladies said 
"no stupid, they were talking about the Red Sea. it killed pharaoh." *shoots us a glance "am I right?" 

sometimes I get lost in my own lessons. 

Friday we had a talent show with the ward, it was so boss!! we laughed soooo hard! Président gave sr dumouchel and I permission to play "my girl" (shoutout to my pal Tdrans) so we did with our DMP and his daughter. much laughter. 

other advice: pigs are faster and meaner than you think. and kind of rabid. don't let them charge at you 

shoutout to ryleecracroft she's leaving for her mishy mish this week 
shoutout to my bro Isaac for the best letter I've ever received 
shoutout to benjals it's your birthday!! 


pics: 
-normal meal. coconut and sashimi :) mmmmm 

guys!! whoah i got some stuff in the mail this week from like octoberish :) thanks so much for sending that stuff. dad your letter was really really nice, the one about stress relief on the mission hahaha. i sang a lot of mary poppins this week in your honor. "chim chimmeney..." 

isaac your letter made me laugh so hard. man im so sorry i got your jesus statue that you were supposed to receive for your birthday. what did you end up getting for your bday anyway? and im also happy there are more privileges at school now and more drama. do you have any drama? i remember in 6th grade some people were already holding hands. EW. 

Speaking of love, happy valentines day! we didnt do anything. i forgot about it. but i love you al so so so much :) what did you all do? ian did you buy yoself a playa phone? cute sweethearts pics btw. what did you do for the date? aj and nicole i finally received your wedding invitation in the mail. i wish i wouldnt have, youre just too purty! no seriously though, i opened it and the room went hushed cause all the other missionaries just stared at it. "who IS that???" 

congrats :) 

teesh! i saw some pictures of you that mom sent me, you are so CUTE!! :) so are your friends. were you skating on the pool? i did that one time and i fell in the water. that was fun. 

i had to tell president about that time i crashed into a peach tree. he was impressed that im living 

mom sorry youre so ill. guys! have family night with mom tonight! dont leave the poor woman to watch dances with wolves all alone! dont do it

dad thanks for praying for mario. i am so pumped he is baptised and he received the aaronic priesthood yesterday. but we have a problem now where hes kind of fallen in love with me. he bought me sandals, some really fancy earrings, and a breast cancer necklace. i dont know if hes aware it symbolized breast cancer. it will protect me from harm maybe. but yep the life is uncomfortable with that one

but anyway

have some photos



Chili like faith 2/13/17

Whoops. I Didnt really save Time for this e-mail. Also this french autocorrect is crazy and im back to an english keyboard ao there mai ne even more errors than last week!  Woohoo! 

Had an intéresting week. I think everything happened this week. All the things possible.  I went through some serious teen-age angst, a really awful cold, even more bowel issues, some minor skin infections, a thousand mosquito bites, and very painful food poisoning! I was up like all night friday night puking because i accidentally ate... Something bad. It might have been some old boiled eggs at someones house but we arent sure. It was actually kind of funnt it's fun to have weird sicknesses you have never had Bedford. 

I mean before. 

But then on saturday Mario was baptised !!!! Oh man... Coolest thing ever. N'es so faithful. Ive never seem anyone w so much chili like faith. Oh gosh i meant childlike
And it really was an are some week im so happy 

:) 

Anyway il send more ne te week cause im out of Time! And i dont have a way to send photos sorry 

Sunday, March 19, 2017

2/6/17 I want morphine

 my true loves!! what's up? my big email today was real huge but I just wanted to send a little coucou and tell ya I love youuuuuuu! this week wasn't the easiest week but for some reason it was just so happy! I've been thinking about home and I'm so torn up cause I never wanna go home but I also want to see you so bad. it's causing an emotional weirdness for me. I just wanna send you some hugs from raiatea! so proud of all of you and your studies, paintings, small feet, food consumption, marshmallow cars, therapy work, and Donald trump walls.

you're the best. mom I wear that necklace you sent me like every day. the one that says "blessed" cause it's the most accurate word 

"I'm so glad we teach people, and not lessons." 
quote of the week feat. sr dumouchel. 

this email will consist of a sequence of details or facts that you may be interested in. mostly cause I told myself when I came on the mission I would always know what to write home about but that was a lie. ;) Bon appetite! 

I have only knocked on a door 2 times on my mission. never seen a doorbell. "contacting" means walking up to a house and yelling IAORANA and hoping someone comes out. if the windows and doors are closed, it means no one is home. if people don't want to talk to you, they will behind their curtains even if they know you saw them. 

I've been yelled at by so many angry Papas this week. ask me if I'm sick of trying to reason with people's stubborn parents? I am. they think with their feet and not with their heads. yeah their kid can sleep with whoever they want but NO THEY WILL NOT BE BAPTISED. NEVER. even if they really really want to and need to. gr. sometimes Mario's baptism gets repushed to next Saturday cause of his angry dad even though he's 27. 

also I'm no longer afraid to be yelled at by some angry papi. #sufferingforjesus. what can men do? nothing!

sometimes we have so much fruit on our table at home they we need to throw it away cause it goes bad. and sometimes we come home with 3 meals and a cake that people hand over to us. THEN WE GO EAT AGAIN 

and other times you fast twice during the week, then you eat too many lentils and raw fish which mess up your digestive tract  and get the runs real good during weekly planning

it's a good thing im or the driver cause I'd crash the car staring at how blue the ocean is

the wind blew the rain into our room last night and made a little puddle

I am designing a t shirt with me sr dumouchel and mami's faces on it. 

sometimes you do,t think you've ever loved someone as much as you love the mami who lives with you. and sometimes you all out on hats and play songs together while she uses a fork and a spoon to drum along. 

I feel blessed when people wear t shirts. 

we taught a mami yesterday who has an afro and she shrieks and runs her hands through it when she laughs. then she prays with her eyes wide open, staring at your face and it's kind of scary. 

sometimes you feel enlightened enough to get up in church and bear your testimony in Tahitian. and those are the times when the Tahitians will cry. 

all I want to eat is toast and blueberry muffins. and my moms homemade bread. I haven't seen those things in 12 years 

when you see a puppy that is not diseases and not disgustingly dirty, you hold that puppy. 

sometimes you tell mami about how much you love muffins and she thinks you said "morphine" and asks calmly if you want to die

one thing (among the many things) I absolutely love about this culture is how they just own it. they can be size -0 or XXXXL, tall or short, have flowing mermaid hair or a little tiny patch right on top of their head, they can have 29 teeth or 6. it does,t matter to them. they just OWN IT. self acceptance is a beautiful thing I think we lack in America. just feel good about how you were made :) 

another thing I love is laughter. when we laugh in polynesie, we laugh with our whole bodies! huge rolling laughs and such giant smiles. life is funny as heck with these people. :) 
another thing i love is sr Gwen dumouchel. we've planned out all of our adventures for later in life including being rapunzel and Elsa for Halloween and backpacking in Canada. for the moment we are having the best adventure of missionary work in faaroa :) so happy heavenly father dropped her outta heaven for me

sometimes you feel so thankful for the other sisters who live with you, for your sister who lives in Hyde park Utah still, and for the fact that the centipede outside which is as long as your pencil didn't come inside. sometimes you are so grateful for God you pray all day 

and sometimes you think that transfers are coming soon and you cry one night because of how bad you don't wanna leave or face the racing time coming to an end. 

life is beautiful 



mami and me in our prime 



CREW. the hats are to "fata." or to make things interesting 


heres some other normal scenes 

1/30/17 Throw out the marajuana


 what even happened these past 7 days
gosh i feel like i was just here at this computer.  the life just zips by oh my. cant get much better than this :) 

the other day i just had a realization that im on a tiny island with thousands of miles of nothing but.... OCEAN. on all sides of me!! i got this panicky feeling inside of me. they told me that would happen hahaha ive been here too long... but on the other hand i really dont wanna go back to america. when paradise is your reality you should just enjoy it ;) 

oh i forgot to celebrate last time that ive been out halfway!!! yahoo! can you guys even believe that? i sure cannot. i love it here more and more every day. its so weird also that my little fille is growing up and we only have 4 weeks left of her training. shes such a swaggy little missionary i can credit myself for that. #proudmom

im just kidding its really all her fault shes wonderful. i hope i stay with her for the rest of my mission. good luck with that one 

we have a baptism this saturday for Mario and holy smoley i love this guy. perfect example of childlike faith. he just threw out all of his marijuana and beer this week because he told us God told him to. We hadnt even had time to teach him about that stuff yet, the word of wisdom and all that. 

the new mission changes are interesting. actually we have had changes for like 4 weeks now (im not sure why this mission was early). but yeah we wake up at 6 am now and sleep at 10:30 and do our planning in the morning which is weird. not that any of you care all that much but just in case. 

funny story: our dmp is so insane. he is the one who was recently crushed by a rock. but anyway he came to a lesson with us this week and i was there saying something super duper intensely spiritual when out of the corner of my eye i see him leave the room of the chapel. i kept sort of watching him, wondering what the heck he was doing, when he broke into a run towards this group of birds. his run turned into a very epic and stupid looking ninja kick and the birds scattered everywhere. when he landed he landed a little weird so he had to catch himself weirdly too and it just looked so funny, the whole situation, that still in the middle of my important sentence i busted up and couldnt stop. i kept trying to continue the lesson but i couldnt get a hold of myself. 
its my moms fault she cant stop laughing about stupid things also 


 sorry chickadees I don't have much more time but thanks for all the updates. poor poor Utah. the frozen wasteland. snow is a strange creature

another strange creature is a mosquito. the past week I have woken up with more bug bites than I thought were real and an annoying buzzing in my ear. yesterday morning a bug bit my upper lip and I had a nice lil kisser there for the morning hahahaha 
don't know why they decided to go insane all of a sudden. I just hope I don't get lice like the other sisters in our house did #prayforme 

speaking of praying dad asked for people i want you to pray for. that's very kind :) I don't have time to talk about all of them but 
Samantha, anselme, Jason, Alfred, Mario, Hoiana, tehaunui, Pierre, Rameta, June, rachelle, ruta, kobo, Joelle, Angelique, and tom. 
there a nice list of some souls in need :) 

anyway I think both the "daughter" activities and the "son" activities sounded really fun. I know you're all just jealous of the Tahitian activities so that's why you send me lame things you do with your lives. peasants. ;) I'm really proud of ma and pa gogan also!!! when's trek? y'all are guna spit somethin right nice into them spirits of the yunguns. 

I heard the new Petes dragon is good? except there's no candle on the water. I've been singing that all week. 

there's an elder Meyers here in my district from blanding. :) he's super funny. we talk about the briar patch a lot :) hahaha yay blanding! Gma and gpa pincock how is the ward missionary work going? you're really really amazing ware missionaries. we don't actually have any of those in our ward because they all went inactive before I got here. so if you ever get discouraged, know you're magnifying your callings a whole lot. :) 

you're all in my heart and prayers!!!! UA HERE VAU IA OUTOU 

have a happy week everyone don't freeze off your tails